Satan: You can have anything you wan—
Me: GIVE ME EVERY LANGUAGE.
Satan: What the—?
Me: YOU SAID ANYTHING. GIVE ME EVERY LANGUAGE IN THE WORLD.
Satan: Wouldn’t you rather have love or money?
Me: EVERY. LANGUAGE. MASTERY OF EVERY LANGUAGE. NOW.
when you sat in a weird position for a long time and you move and then your foot feels like this
I’M NOT THE ONLY ONE.
Genuinely thought I was the only one to describe it like that to myself.